We're facebook friends in real life
one might say we're banned from that church
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
false alarm, still single
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