what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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