when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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