I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The struggles of a small town man whore
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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