I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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