P.S. I can't hear my feet
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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