You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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