this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Randomize