Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
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It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Is it because I queefed?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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