I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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