Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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