Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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