So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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