But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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