'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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