No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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