Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I love you.
Bad choice
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