C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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