is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
then he tried to convert me to islam
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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