Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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