@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I forget how to act sober
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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