wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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