You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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