i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize