Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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