i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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