Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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