carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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