i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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