i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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