There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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