What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
there is glitter all over my balls
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