He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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