Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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