Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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