Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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