You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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