Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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