In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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