my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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