Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He better not be in your backpack
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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