I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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