love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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