i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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