How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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