i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I need water and some morals
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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