i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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