i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Randomize