Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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