oh god the rape fog is back!
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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