I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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